О Марселина!

So Finn and Jake
set out to find a new home.
It's gonna be tough
for a kid and a dog on their own.

Here's a little house,
Aw, Finn's stickin' his foot in.
Well, that's a bad idea dude
Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn!

And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud would be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride.

A beehive, oh nooo-ooo-ooo!
Don't put your foot in there, guy!
Y'all tried that before,
And you know it didn't turn out right!.

Big shell, go inside.
Look around, it seems alright.
Frog jumps out;
Barfs a tiger!
Throwin' down potions for food and fiiiiiiiiire!

You know you should have stayed
And fought that sexy vampire lady.
But Jake was feeling terrified,
He was super scared of her vampire bite.

Which is understandable
'Cause vampires are really powerful.
They're unreasonable
And burnt out on dealing with mortals.

Oh, Marceline,
Why are you so mean?

Marceline: I'm not mean,
I'm a thousand years old,
And I just lost track of my moral code.

Oh Marceline,
Can't you see these guys are in pain?

Marceline: No I can't,
I'm invested in this very cute video game.

So there go our boys,
walkin' on the icy ground.
Headin' towards their destiny,
I'm sure they'll figure something out.