Murphy's love laws
- 13.02.07, 20:21
All the good ones are taken. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. The nicer someone is, the farther away she is from you. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find
someone else. Sex has...