<![CDATA[Murphy - BLOG.I.UA]]> http://blog.i.ua/user/329810/ //i.i.ua/avatar/0/1/329810_1.jpg <![CDATA[Murphy - BLOG.I.UA]]> http://blog.i.ua/user/329810/ <![CDATA[Murphy's love laws]]> http://blog.i.ua/user/329810/4941/ http://blog.i.ua/user/329810/4941/
  • All the good ones are taken.
  • If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
  • The nicer someone is, the farther away she is from you.
  • Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
    This constant is always zero.
  • The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
  • Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
  • Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find
    someone else.
  • Sex has no calories.
  • Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
  • There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
  • No sex with anyone in the same office.
  • Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
  • A man in the house is worth two in the street.
  • Virginity can be cured.
  • When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
  • Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
  • Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
  • It is always the wrong time of month.
  • The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
  • When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
  • Sex is hereditary.
    If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
  • The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
  • Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
  • Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
  • There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
  • Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
  • Love is a hole in the heart.
  • If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
  • Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
  • Do it only with the best. .
  • You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
  • Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
  • It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
  • Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
  • Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
  • Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
  • A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
  • A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
  • Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
  • There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
  • Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
  • Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
  • It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
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    ]]>     Tue, 13 Feb 2007 20:21:00 +0200     <![CDATA[А якщо завтра війна?...]]> http://blog.i.ua/user/329810/4759/ http://blog.i.ua/user/329810/4759/ Я за Зло. Чому? Зло переможе!
    А тепер основне питання: як визначити яка сторона буде Злом? :)
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