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Couple Sex (оповідання англійською)

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(This is not what you think) 

For  All you Grandpas and Grandmas... An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"

 The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.

   Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.

  When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,   "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

   The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.”



12.10.20, 14:28

Важче, ніж у порнофільмах. Там найскладніша фраза: "What You doing?"

    22.10.20, 14:38Ответ на 1 от max245

    Нічо, вчіть англійську

      32.10.20, 15:03

      Why did you ask this question, honey?
      Grandpa woke up too late.
      We should have seen that dinner!

        42.10.20, 15:14Ответ на 3 от fюnf

          52.10.20, 15:45

          Дочка спрашивает папу:
          — Пап, а что такое секс? …
          Папа, в меру её понимания, старается объяснить. Она слушает некоторое время, а потом перебивает :
          — Пап, ну ты глупый…! Секс — это шесть. А севен — это семь…!

            62.10.20, 15:48Ответ на 5 от ahead